If I see Jensen in the 7-11, I will write an ode to his freckles, fold it into a paper airplane

my ipod classic fell into my washing machine. The pant leg of a pair of jeans got wrapped around the 
headphones and pulled it out of my hoodie pocket and into the water. It was in a hard Belkin case
but still got wet. 

it popped the red x of doom. the screen went sorta wonky.

I followed all online directions for the possible salvage mission. It has been submersed in silica gel
for 3 days. Today I will see if I still have a pod.

I know you all can feel my pain, I'm sorry to inflict it on you.


UPDATE: It turned on. It said it needed to charge. I reset it. I watched a video.
The screen went black and said recharge again. So that's what it's doing.