when you feed a pig a pancake

[meesasometimes]

If anyone here likes crack as much as me they should go read The Walking Condom !!!!

It just cracked me up this morning :) Jared is knitting Yarn!Jensen into a cocksock. GoNOW!!!

ultimately it led to me being distracted and amused by these:

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[blythechild.livejournal.com]

OMFG!

I'm trying not to think of my 70 year old Mom as the 'girl' in these because she's the only person I know who dyes/spins/knits her own wool. I don't think she'd fall for his hipster charm except if he actually bought her a replacement skein from the proper dye lot - you're a dedicated man if you do that ;D

[always-bawling.livejournal.com]

Haha your mom sounds awesome.

[blythechild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Mom is a tiny, crafting force of awesome, actually... ;)

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I've cause you some unsavory imaginings with these, lol....but *G*

I'm not a knitter, but mine would read similiar, Hey Girl, I love that you didn't shower today and you're in the exact spot I left you this morning when I went to work, now let me cook you fajitas while you tell me what's new on lj.....and I did actually make my wife pull up an online Micheals coupon just last week while I had the printed one, I got watercolor paper and she had to get my new brush set.

[blythechild.livejournal.com]

I just imagine a lot of Motherly Eyebrows of Judgement every time Ryan calls her 'girl'. In the end she'd probably try and shut him up with some tea and some raw wool to card.

"Stop flirting and be of some use, young man..."

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLES* I think I just popped something laughing!! No one does crack quite like this fandom!

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

I know right, I like my fic super high brown and serious, I do, unless I just want it nasty and porny....but then I read crack and those are always the ones that stick with me forever!!!!! ...and then I find myself all day looking at things like, in the shower, Jensen would be my loofah sponge and Jared would be my daisy razor.

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

unless I just want it nasty and porny....but then I read crack and those are always the ones that stick with me forever!!!!! Yes, this!! lol! Thing is here we have such a varied list of ficcers and so we end up with this wonderful medley of work to wade through :D

Jensen would be my loofah sponge and Jared would be my daisy razor.

*SPITS COFFEE EVERYWHERE*

[supernutjapan.livejournal.com]

I love the pajama one :D Especially since almost my whole family was in their pajamas until 1:00pm today (Saturday). Julian came home from basketball and realized he was the only one who wasn't in his pajamas :D