Is it my birthday and I don't know it?

[meesasometimes]

For those of you who had a perverse but healthy interest in my dream last post, I mean how could you not?, ephermeralk wrote me Commander Ackles Navy SEAL fic , in which there be dog tags and shiny big FRECKLED dick and a new recruit (Jared) who needs some motivation....seriously, it's so ridiculously hot, it's like she was in my head.

Training Measures

Summary: Jared’s a Navy SEAL recruit participating in the two month training course in underwater demolition. Jensen is Jared’s Commander who’s less than impressed with Jared’s performance.

you're welcome!!!

Comments

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

That was an awesome fic!!!

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

IKR???

[ephermeralk.livejournal.com]

Hahah. Reasons to always post your porny j2 dreams on LJ. Sometimes they get filled.

♥

FRECKLED DICKS FOREVER!!!

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

FRECKLED DICKS FOREVER!!!

I think that's new fandom catchphrase, at least it should be :)<333

[wings128.livejournal.com]

I've just got here, so I've opened it in another tab for a reward after I clear my inbox. :D

DOGTAGS!! YAY!!!

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

clear your inbox?? is that a thing that people actually do?

my inbox currently has 1946 items. *G*

(it will be a stellar reward I promise you:)

[wings128.livejournal.com]

LOL! I hardly ever see my f/list page, I read it all in my inbox. If it's just me who works this way, I'm cool with that, always liked blazing a trail than following. :D

*bounces*

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

Is it bottom! Jared?

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

It's bottom Jared sweetie! I would warn you if you were about to be traumatized,lol.

(but if there's a next installment things might get switched up)

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

OMG! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID THE OTHER DAY BUT alexisjane sent me a link to read and it was BOTTOM SAM!!! I was like ???!!!!

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

It was not!...not really. Christ, Dean was so pathetic in it, it read as bottom!Dean to me!
And I'm telling you you're so missing out on Red Like Blood, In Veins Of Blood because it is the best thing EVA! I'm obsessed by it and I can't rec it to you even though Jared is so toppy! Grrr!

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

What are they about?

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

I can tell you the fics I read that are bottom Jared that I did enjoy.Gun Point by Felisblanco, Can't Point the Way to Your Heart by Belyste, Alpha Falling by sylsdarkplace and a whole bunch of others on her masterlist. Those are the one I remember off the top of my head. It's mostly a long story, with a very type A Jared.

STILL? WHAT DID I DO TO ANNOY YOU??? Did you show saltandburn the slutty powerpuff girl drawing?

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

Guess what I started last night? It's uh, not gonna be as short as I thought it would be.

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Ooo Ooo which one which one!!!! x

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

Dean/Cain. It started out as non-con and now it's . . . complicated. Dean is an active participant.

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

you really are missing out on Red Like Blood...it's pretty epic!

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

I love that you made Jensen blush. No matter how he tries he's still the shy boy from Texas. Maybe it was the accurate representation of his package . . .

I could listen to your story a million time. I wish there was a video of it. What cologne does he wear?

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

I didn't see him blush, I heard about it tho, I couldn't take my eyes off of his freckly hands, manhandling my arm around.

His package, *G*...that's all the tattoo shop could talk about when I got it.

I could listen to your story a million time yup, I could tell my story a million times.

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

He was probably beet red!! He's like, OMG someone TATTOOED MY PACKAGE.

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

seriously tho, how can I not?

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

He was probably like, umm . . . did my package look like that in the photoshoot??? Or did she overdo it on purpose.

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

He fucking knows that he was packing in that photoshoot!!!

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

So did you post the pick on Cliff's facebook? I bet Jensen is like, Ha! someone tattooed me on their arm! to Jared.

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

I did send him a tweet or something, I don't know, it's why I keep saying to my wife that I need to go to another convention, just to follow up with Jensen.

Jared heard enough about it from me as I immediately got in line for his autograph after Jensen signed my arm and did nothing but talk about Jensen to him like a weirdo. He actually rolled his eyes at me.

I do like to imagine that I could have been a topic of conversation. I'm fucked up that way.

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

What do you mean he rolled his eyes. Like he just looked at your arm and he was like, "is that . . . is that Jensen???? Maybe he was jealous.

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

He most definitely was jealous. I was still kind of reeling with excitement and squealing to my people about Jensen signing my arm and then Jared's handlers and security were all looking and "so cool" and his immediate handler person was all "I know, isn't Jensen so dreamy" and then I'm in front of Jared just like "sorry, I'm just so excited Jensen signed my arm next to my tattoo for me" and he was all "ummmm, yup, that's awesome" complete with eyeroll.

I suppose Jared has an expectation of having your attention during his autograph session. I could NOT provide him with that.

[skeletncloset.livejournal.com]

I heard Jared was a bit of an attention seeker. He even flirts with girls just to have their attention. Jensen doesn't even try. It always seems like he's using Jared to hide behind.

It's terrible that he was in the same photoshoot and you didn't even consider having him in it.

LMAO. Jealous that he didn't have your attention or he hasn't experienced that sort of devotion from a fan or just jealous because he wants Jensen all to himself.

I'm kind of annoyed that Jared would do that. Seriously? He could have teased Jensen about it. And giggled with you too. But instead he chose an exaggerated eye roll?

Jared was known to say "thank you" to a fan that called him awesome.

[meesasometimes.livejournal.com]

Jared was known to say "thank you" to a fan that called him awesome.
hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa...that's so him, it reminds me of something I saw on TV last night, hot wife, nerdy husband being dragged off to jail...

husband: I love you (yelling as he's drug away)
wife: uh huh
husband: I looooooove yoooouuuuu
wife: I know
husband: I LOVE YOU!!!
wife: I heard you!

lmfao

Honestly I feel bad, I have stood in front of Jared 5?times in all with photoshoots and autographs, I don't know if I've once looked at him in the face. I can never take my eyes off of Jensen. I stared at the back of his head 100ft away once instead of making eye contact with Jared. Jensen Ackles makes me a very bad person.