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I just found myself using the Sheldon Cooper forced smile, while wondering where my son is after he is 35 mins late from school.


and the universe tried to cheer me up by slipping this into my google image search for "Sheldon Cooper smile"



YAY universe, BOOOOOO motherhood.

Abe is fine.

Turns out his bus driver didn't purposefully miss his stop and take him out to the woods to rape and kill him and dump his body in a shallow frozen grave....he rode home with some friends and they ordered pizza and are playing video games.

Now why is that not the first thing I assume?