It's colder than your brother Sam when you call him Benny.

Someone (not me) needs to create a meme where we can all bitch about freezing to death, cause I don't think I'm the only one.
Seriously! We have a high today of 12 with a low of -1 and the windchill at -33. ....-33.  WTF? How is this possible

I hate it when my nosehair freezes the second I walk outside and I hate to wear mittens when I'm in the house. 


I'll tell you how cold it was. it was so cold I saw a dog urinate on a fence, and he was stuck there 'til Spring!